SQUIRT, also known as runrise, is my Super Quiet UnInterruped Running Time.
I love SQUIRT. It means starting a run under the stars, and finishing it while the world wakes up.
It means silence, with only the animals to break my thoughts.
It also means cool, dry air.
And then there’s The Noise.
The Noise comes when the world wakes up.
It means traffic and crowded sidewalks.
It means zero opportunity for animal sightings.
It also means hotter temperatures, and hotter tempers.
So, when for the first time all year, SQUIRT encountered a rain delay, you could say I was unhappy.
I had two choices:
- Run 19 miles in a rainstorm
- Run 19 miles on a dreadmill
Neither option was appealing, so I did what any thinking person would do.
When I woke up a few hours later, nature gave me a third choice.
The rain had stopped.
It was muggy and humid, but I could run outside.
Not knowing how long the dry spell would last, I got on my running gear, and tore out the door.
Half a mile from my house, I looked down and saw my fail.
The thing about SQUIRT is that, sadly, I must take safety precautions.
I carry my smartphone and a bear whistle.
I wear really bright, reflective colors so cars can see me.
That morning’s SQUIRT ensemble consisted of neon orange shoes, neon pink compression tights, a pink running skirt, and my lime-green technical tee.
I carried on.
Cars roared past, and at mile 2, I upped the volume on my music to tune them out.
By mile 3, sweat was (literally) running off my face.
Soon, I encountered the first weekend warrior. I avoided eye contact, certain that he wouldn’t greet a demented rainbow.
“Long run day?”
I turned down my music.
“Huh?” I asked.
“Long run day?” he repeated.
“Oh, yeah, it is.” I replied.
“You have a great one!” he called out as he passed me.
“You too!”
I carried on.
At mile 8, I was greeted by a bald head wearing a feather coat.
Turkey vultures are enormous. They have freaky pink bald faces and sharp pointy teeth.
Oh, and they’ve got large talons.
Now, one was directly in my path, staring me down.
Remembering previous fails adventures with his cousins, I slowed down.
He didn’t budge.
I reached for my whistle, but I’d left it in my SQUIRT pack at home.
Not wanting to become this turkey’s sandwich, I did what any thinking person would do.
I made kissy noises at him.
I carried on.
By mile 15, the humidity got to me. It had yet to rain, but the atmosphere was thick, and I was unhappy.
I was having trouble dodging all things human and machine.
For the first time ever, I considered breaking up my run and finishing my miles the next day.
But then, from behind, I heard “You’re doing great!”
Confused, I circled around.
Someone was on the sidewalk, giving me the thumbs up.
I carried on.
At mile 18, I was running down my last hill when a car pulled over on the shoulder ahead of me.
I crossed the road to get out of the way.
When I got to the other side, someone stepped out of the car and took my picture.
“I’m a photographer, and I love your colors!” He yelled.
“What? My colors?” I yelled back.
“You just look so cheerful against this dull grey day!”
Stunned, I did what any thinking person would do.
SQUIRT and The Noise both have a place in the runiverse.
SQUIRT means cool air, silence, and stars.
But it also means solitude.
It means pushing through on your own.
The Noise means traffic, humidity, and crowds.
But it also means sharing.
It means letting others push you through.
And, sooner or later, everyone needs a push.
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Thanks so much! I hope you’re enjoying your rest and recovery from the marathon! 🙂
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Yes, I am!
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I ❤ your posts so much.
From one tomato-faced runner to another!
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Aww, thank you, Jill! And likewise! I don’t know where you find all those runners in costumes and jeans! 😀
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I will never be a runner – but I admire people who are – especially when they push on through heat and humidity and turkey vultures! Great post 🙂
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Thank you! And thanks for stopping by for a read! 🙂
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This made me smile! Thanks for sharing and congrats on a successful run!!
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Thanks very much! Happy to provide a smile or two! 🙂
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What an original awesome post. I loved it, you kept me to the end 🙂 Good for you that is some run. I love humor and you did it well. If you have time I would love this on Fridays Blog Booster Party http://60-thenew40.com/fridays-blog-booster-party-27/
Thanks, Kathleen
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Thanks, Kathleen! I’ll share the post for sure! 🙂
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Thanks so much for reblogging this, Danny! 🙂
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Great post! Awesome doodles.
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Thanks very much for stopping by and reading! 🙂
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SQUIRT!!! This is an amazing acronym. I LOVE it!!
I do enjoy those quiet times running, where I get out, and it is just me and my thoughts. Days are getting shorter up here, so I am having to resort to the times when traffic is busier.
It is great how you pushed through the humidity, and to see how you got that boost out of nowhere when you needed it!
Thank you for sharing!! 🙂
~Carl~
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Thanks, Carl! This time of year is always tricky for running… too cold and dark in the mornings, but too hot and busy during the day! I guess we can’t have it all, all of the time. 🙂
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Welcome to Fridays Blog Booster Party, I loved this all over again.
I hope we see you here next week. Keep up the running and the humor.
Kathleen
Fridays Blog Booster Party #27
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Thanks, Kathleen!
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Kissy noises at a vulture! You crazy girl! Colour makes people smile (but not european runners. I find it’s all for one unless you run with friends. There are some runners that do smile. I try but I might be grimacing!) on grey days! Thank you for the giggle Miss Neapolitan!
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lol – I’m pretty sure that I made people laugh (and point) at me that day moreso than smile, but that’s okay!
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This is hilarious!! I am sat here with a big grin on my face. I think we studied at the same art school 😉 (http://mirfleur.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/want-ride-on-my-spaceship.html) . Mir xx
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Thanks so much for stopping by and for the follow! Indeed, I do believe we did go to the same school! lol!
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So funny…I would have loved to see you running down the street. Unfortunately, my SQUIRT stands for Sleeping Quietly Under Imagined Restful Themes, LOL! Great post for #TheLeisureLink!
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lol – had you been here, you couldn’t have missed me, that’s for sure. I love your SQUIRT! Maybe I should switch mine to that… 🙂
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